WWCND -- What Would Chuck Norris Do?
The Top Thirty Facts About Chuck Norris meme originated at the SomethingAwful website, and has been spreading like wildfire ever since.
And for good reason: it's hilarious!
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
The meme got so popular that Chuck Norris mentioned it on his website:
I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris
On a recent episode of his show, Tony Danza read the "facts about Chuck Norris" to.. Chuck Norris.
After reading these facts, Jay was inspired to buy a few Chuck Norris movies. Looks like it'll be Invasion U.S.A. at our next movie night here at Vertigo..